Things to Ponder while Watching Anthony Reyes Struggle

Will he become the first Cardinal to start the season 0-9 since 1995? Anthony Reyes could not make it out of the fifth tonight, allowing five runs on nine hits. 0-9, not pretty. Anyone know who started 0-9 in 1995? Meanwhile, 44 year old Jamie Moyer, yes, 44, is 7-5 for the Phillies. Hmmm. Kelsie or Cameron may have to save the Cardinal pitching staff this year.