The Dinky Little Serve

It's late, I have a throbbing headache, but I must document this while it's fresh in my mind. Kenny and I played our 2nd mixed doubles match of the season tonight. Someone explain to me how another person can just dink their serve over the net and I cannot hit it back. I hit it into the net, I hit it over the baseline, I goofed, and goofed and goofed, all hitting the dinky little serve back. It should be illegal for an adult to even hit a dinky little serve. Because when we practice, we don't practice hitting dinky little serves back. So, they should be outlawed. If dinky little serves were outlawed I am sure that we would have won tonight AND we wouldn't have had to be on the court for 3 sets and 2.25 hours. So, to sum it up, my partner should fire me and dinky little serves should be outlawed. Thank you for listening.